Okay no way, you cannot use that to get the cute guy and the last blueberry muffin.
YOU. MOTHER. FUCKER.
the entire history of our universe came together in such a way that allowed this pun to happen
all of buffy → badass buffy
↪ "I’m going to kill them all. That ought to distract them."
mama got her priorities straight.
had to shut a bitch down today
If the multiverse theory is true, then there’s a universe where it isn’t.
Multiverse theory doesn’t cover paradoxical situations
Except in the universe where it does
i’m having an aneurysm